Maxwell's Dog Blog
Welcome to the Official Weblog of Maxwell Dog (& Fellow Earthling)
I am Max, Head of Security at OGW
I like my friends at OGW. I like my job at OGW

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"Boris interpret for Max. I learned in Ukrainian army. Secret dog translation unit... Max says he lives behind barn on webmaster's farm near Sundown, Texas."
"You got all that from woof woof woof?"
"Yes, JoJo. Dog dialects are compressed. Dog-years pass fast. Makes their language seem dense... See, they obey different physical laws than human beings. They are from different planet. All the barking, panting, sniffing..."
"Well, I guess that makes sense in a way."
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"Max say move along. Too much with the nonsense. This serious dog topix blog."

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"No more Boris interpretations. All talking and interpreting from Max now."

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